Quit Smoking Update

Day 3 not smoking, kinda got this metal taste in my mouth. The patch is working fine, cravings are far and few between, mostly an oral fixation more than anything else. I keep thinking about all the money I'm saving (about $300/mth) but then I'm emptying the vending machines at work on a daily basis, oh well.

Quit smoking

Me and jason quit smoking today, so did jen. It's gonna be tough, been smoking for 11 years for most of us. My parents always raised me not to be a quitter but I guess sometimes parents just don't understand.

The Nothing Post

I feel like I have been neglecting the goat, to tell you the truth I just don't care anymore, I have nothing to say.

Fun with MS paint

My buddy really wants people to see his penis, so here it is.

Flys on the ceiling

So theres two flys on the ceiling, one fly turns to the other and says.
"Hey your mans open"

Newest CD I can't stop listening to

Sometimes managers just don't think

So at work, where I sell pens and other promotional products, they are trying to use popcorn as a motivational tool. You see this is our busy time of year and they need us to work alot of overtime. So in order to lure us into work for 40plus hours they have come up with the ingenius idea of "Popcorn Days". Now we are forbidden to eat anything but hard candies and peanuts (yeah thats right) at our desk. So you can only eat this popcorn in the lunchroom on your break or lunch. So first off that sucks, second of all, who gives a shit about popcorn?

Ok last one

I realize that posting images from Post Secret is redundant since I like to it from my blog, I do think this one is fantastically funny and will try and refrain from repeating a similar post in the future.




You know what else is kinda funny, I used the word blog in this post and did a spell check and it didn't recognize blog, it is a blog!!

Customize Google

First off if you aren't using gmail yet simply email eatthegoat@gmail.com for an invite. Secondly you must the use the customized google homepage, unless of course you don't use google.

Good Halloween Site

Funniest Post Secret Ever

Cut off by my ISP!!

So I goto check my email the other day and after some confusion realized that my internet was down. I called my ISP and they informed me that my account had been suspended for bandwidth violations. I didn't even know they had a limit on bandwidth. So after some knoodling they reactivated my account and told me to watch it. They also informed me that they had been emailng me at the account I got with my service, again I didn't even know that existed. I have no need for ISP based email, your ISP changes too often and its a pain to change email addresses. Anyway so I read the letters and then goto this page that tells me my usage, this is what it read.

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Monthly combined bandwidth limit: 15360 MB
Current month's bandwidth used to date (MB)
Upstream: 83737
Downstream: 70610

Current month's percentage of combined limit used: 1004 %
Current month's estimated bandwidth usage (based on the current daily average usage): 201300 MB
Estimated amount current limit will be exceeded by (based on the current daily average usage): 185940 MB

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So if I am using 100 times what I am alotted I really don't think this relationship with my ISP is gonna work out. I asked and they can't offer me another package, their loss.

Apocalyptic Flashlight

My buddy got this flashlight at Shoppers Drugmart. It doesn't take batteries. All you do is shake it and the magnet and copper coil create a charge and allow the flashlight to emit light. This is by far the greatest invention I have come across since tiny FM transmitters.

Back to work

So I'm back to work and once again projecting the illusion of productivity, I'm telling ya this is a skill. So anyway, between writting a short story and doing crossword puzzles at work today I happened upon a fly. You know the type, little black, obnoxious. Anyway, so I got to thinking, when a fly is landed on the ceiling do you think it knows its upside down?

A not new stove

Mt friends mom bought this stove as her actuall stove, like this is what she is going to cook xmas dinner in. Can you imagine the time it takes to preheat a stove of this vintage, not to mention the amount of heat that must escape into your home. The turkey won't be the only thing cooking.

Patty's Baby Boy

My buddy Pat had a baby, fortunately its head did not pop off, unlike Mary, who's baby's head did pop off. We all thought she was joking till she showed up at league night with the head as her ball.

Highway Driving

Do people still flash their headlights when they have passed a cop on the highway to warn oncoming speeders of the dangers looming ahead. I remember when I younger you would see this all the time, now I don't see it at all. If this is no longer common practice I think we as a people should bring it back.

Bands That Sell Out

When bands sell out are they really selling out? I was talking with a friend last night about this whole issue when a greenday video came on. We came to an agreement that this saying was created by bands that sucked, you know they dont suck though they just blame it on the bad equipement. Anyway we decided that selling out is really just getting the job, so next time a small independent band makes it big dont say they sold out say they got the job.

Where is RPD?

Currently without web access. RPD has been missing, stealing sometime at a friends house he simply comes to say hello. He also wonders why funkbh is telling us about walmart shopping sprees. You would think with Walmart being common place he would not shop there. Also for the fact that they have drivin most of the mom and pop stores out of business and you can no longer get services from someone you know and trust.