So Eric says to me he says

If people from brazil are called brazillians are people from Ghana called Ghanarians?

Old Fashion Nurses

They should really bring back old fashion nurses. You know the kind, large breasts and low cut uniforms. Who wouldn't want to wake up from surgery to a large set of breasts.

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Reduced an Ranting

Seriously spent like a good 45 seconds (no exaggerating at all obviously) on the title. Anyway I thought I would do a comeback rant but can't think of shit to rant about. I could go off about the seal hunt but I honestly am not close enough to the action to care. Too many degrees of separation. Its kinda like those kids in those commercials on TV where you give less than a coffee a day (which is slowly becoming a car payment). Now I don't believe they are real and only because I have never seen them, and I don't know why they just don't move over 10 feet to where there is grass and no flies. But hey I'm not one to ridicule culture. Anyway wish I could think of something to write about.

The Goat

I may come back to the goat, I really did enjoy blogging my random thoughts.

Fuck Post Secret

Post Secret has gone commercial. On one hand I understand the need for money and thats my main fault cuz believe me if eating goats became cool I would sell this site for like 3 free lunches at arby's. Anyway. Yeah now postsecret.blogspot.com is pretty much advertising for a book. Pretty lame, that site was pretty cool. I will remove it from my links as soon as I get the ambition.

Quit Smoking Update

Day 3 not smoking, kinda got this metal taste in my mouth. The patch is working fine, cravings are far and few between, mostly an oral fixation more than anything else. I keep thinking about all the money I'm saving (about $300/mth) but then I'm emptying the vending machines at work on a daily basis, oh well.

Quit smoking

Me and jason quit smoking today, so did jen. It's gonna be tough, been smoking for 11 years for most of us. My parents always raised me not to be a quitter but I guess sometimes parents just don't understand.

The Nothing Post

I feel like I have been neglecting the goat, to tell you the truth I just don't care anymore, I have nothing to say.

Fun with MS paint

My buddy really wants people to see his penis, so here it is.

Flys on the ceiling

So theres two flys on the ceiling, one fly turns to the other and says.
"Hey your mans open"

Newest CD I can't stop listening to

Sometimes managers just don't think

So at work, where I sell pens and other promotional products, they are trying to use popcorn as a motivational tool. You see this is our busy time of year and they need us to work alot of overtime. So in order to lure us into work for 40plus hours they have come up with the ingenius idea of "Popcorn Days". Now we are forbidden to eat anything but hard candies and peanuts (yeah thats right) at our desk. So you can only eat this popcorn in the lunchroom on your break or lunch. So first off that sucks, second of all, who gives a shit about popcorn?

Ok last one

I realize that posting images from Post Secret is redundant since I like to it from my blog, I do think this one is fantastically funny and will try and refrain from repeating a similar post in the future.




You know what else is kinda funny, I used the word blog in this post and did a spell check and it didn't recognize blog, it is a blog!!

Customize Google

First off if you aren't using gmail yet simply email eatthegoat@gmail.com for an invite. Secondly you must the use the customized google homepage, unless of course you don't use google.

Good Halloween Site

Funniest Post Secret Ever

Cut off by my ISP!!

So I goto check my email the other day and after some confusion realized that my internet was down. I called my ISP and they informed me that my account had been suspended for bandwidth violations. I didn't even know they had a limit on bandwidth. So after some knoodling they reactivated my account and told me to watch it. They also informed me that they had been emailng me at the account I got with my service, again I didn't even know that existed. I have no need for ISP based email, your ISP changes too often and its a pain to change email addresses. Anyway so I read the letters and then goto this page that tells me my usage, this is what it read.

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Monthly combined bandwidth limit: 15360 MB
Current month's bandwidth used to date (MB)
Upstream: 83737
Downstream: 70610

Current month's percentage of combined limit used: 1004 %
Current month's estimated bandwidth usage (based on the current daily average usage): 201300 MB
Estimated amount current limit will be exceeded by (based on the current daily average usage): 185940 MB

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So if I am using 100 times what I am alotted I really don't think this relationship with my ISP is gonna work out. I asked and they can't offer me another package, their loss.

Apocalyptic Flashlight

My buddy got this flashlight at Shoppers Drugmart. It doesn't take batteries. All you do is shake it and the magnet and copper coil create a charge and allow the flashlight to emit light. This is by far the greatest invention I have come across since tiny FM transmitters.