Funny stuff happens at work

I had a colleague of east Asian decent talk to me today about a client she was dealing with. One Mr. Cobbledick. The funniest part is that she had no idea of the connotations of the word Cobbledick. She was just going off about various client related issues, saying cobbledick this, cobbledick that. It took every ounce of restraint not to pee myself right there.

Always looking for a new box

So in the constant search for new music a good buddy of mine came across Pandora. If you only check out one website today make it this one.

In a small town a little too long

I've been in this small town just a little too long. I'm starting to recognize strangers. Are they still strangers at that point?

Things you don't do in the bathroom at work

So I walk into the washroom at work the other day simply to wash my hands and face (yeah right) and came across something that really disturbed me. Both stalls were taking up by two gentlemen who were in the middle of (for lack of a better term) taking a shit. Not only were they shitting but they were having a full blowm conversation. Now everybody poops but no one and I mean no one has conversations with coworkers or any other person for that matter while sharing a dump.

So Eric says to me he says

If people from brazil are called brazillians are people from Ghana called Ghanarians?

Old Fashion Nurses

They should really bring back old fashion nurses. You know the kind, large breasts and low cut uniforms. Who wouldn't want to wake up from surgery to a large set of breasts.

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Reduced an Ranting

Seriously spent like a good 45 seconds (no exaggerating at all obviously) on the title. Anyway I thought I would do a comeback rant but can't think of shit to rant about. I could go off about the seal hunt but I honestly am not close enough to the action to care. Too many degrees of separation. Its kinda like those kids in those commercials on TV where you give less than a coffee a day (which is slowly becoming a car payment). Now I don't believe they are real and only because I have never seen them, and I don't know why they just don't move over 10 feet to where there is grass and no flies. But hey I'm not one to ridicule culture. Anyway wish I could think of something to write about.

The Goat

I may come back to the goat, I really did enjoy blogging my random thoughts.

Fuck Post Secret

Post Secret has gone commercial. On one hand I understand the need for money and thats my main fault cuz believe me if eating goats became cool I would sell this site for like 3 free lunches at arby's. Anyway. Yeah now postsecret.blogspot.com is pretty much advertising for a book. Pretty lame, that site was pretty cool. I will remove it from my links as soon as I get the ambition.

Quit Smoking Update

Day 3 not smoking, kinda got this metal taste in my mouth. The patch is working fine, cravings are far and few between, mostly an oral fixation more than anything else. I keep thinking about all the money I'm saving (about $300/mth) but then I'm emptying the vending machines at work on a daily basis, oh well.

Quit smoking

Me and jason quit smoking today, so did jen. It's gonna be tough, been smoking for 11 years for most of us. My parents always raised me not to be a quitter but I guess sometimes parents just don't understand.

The Nothing Post

I feel like I have been neglecting the goat, to tell you the truth I just don't care anymore, I have nothing to say.

Fun with MS paint

My buddy really wants people to see his penis, so here it is.