Things you don't do in the bathroom at work

So I walk into the washroom at work the other day simply to wash my hands and face (yeah right) and came across something that really disturbed me. Both stalls were taking up by two gentlemen who were in the middle of (for lack of a better term) taking a shit. Not only were they shitting but they were having a full blowm conversation. Now everybody poops but no one and I mean no one has conversations with coworkers or any other person for that matter while sharing a dump.