Reduced an Ranting

Seriously spent like a good 45 seconds (no exaggerating at all obviously) on the title. Anyway I thought I would do a comeback rant but can't think of shit to rant about. I could go off about the seal hunt but I honestly am not close enough to the action to care. Too many degrees of separation. Its kinda like those kids in those commercials on TV where you give less than a coffee a day (which is slowly becoming a car payment). Now I don't believe they are real and only because I have never seen them, and I don't know why they just don't move over 10 feet to where there is grass and no flies. But hey I'm not one to ridicule culture. Anyway wish I could think of something to write about.