Funny stuff happens at work

I had a colleague of east Asian decent talk to me today about a client she was dealing with. One Mr. Cobbledick. The funniest part is that she had no idea of the connotations of the word Cobbledick. She was just going off about various client related issues, saying cobbledick this, cobbledick that. It took every ounce of restraint not to pee myself right there.

Always looking for a new box

So in the constant search for new music a good buddy of mine came across Pandora. If you only check out one website today make it this one.

In a small town a little too long

I've been in this small town just a little too long. I'm starting to recognize strangers. Are they still strangers at that point?

Things you don't do in the bathroom at work

So I walk into the washroom at work the other day simply to wash my hands and face (yeah right) and came across something that really disturbed me. Both stalls were taking up by two gentlemen who were in the middle of (for lack of a better term) taking a shit. Not only were they shitting but they were having a full blowm conversation. Now everybody poops but no one and I mean no one has conversations with coworkers or any other person for that matter while sharing a dump.