eat the goat

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Camel 9-1-1 Call

911 Dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?
Caller: Uh, yes. I'm at the Mayle Farm in Shinnston and I'm under a camel.
911 Dispatcher: Okay. Can you breathe?
Caller: Barely. As long as he doesn't move anymore, I can.
911 Dispatcher: Okay. How did you get under it?
Caller: I was painting a fence and he knocked me down.
911 Dispatcher: Okay.
Caller: He won't let me up. He won't let me out
Posted by RPD at 12:48 PM

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