What if I changed my name

I was thinking about what I would change my name to if I was so inclined to do so. I was thinking names like Max Power, or Ryan Diamond (Simply for the pickup line, Diamonds last forever). Then I came to thinking I would change my name to something like Crappy McFartson and then I would find the cure for cancer and thy would have to name a day after me and it would be Crappy McFartson day.